In retaliation, Bart makes faces back at Martin; Mrs. Krabappel spots Bart making faces and looks out the window to see what Bart is looking at. What's your problem? Fortunately, Bart is too fast for Homer and runs into his bedroom and locks the door. Bart, these are the students who will share your work area. While Bart is still taking his test, he looks out the window to see a smug Martin sticking his tongue out at him. It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Homer: I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape! Bart doesn't fit in very well though. Bart is reluctant to go to the festival and Homer tells him they don’t have to. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. class: center, middle, inverse, title-slide # Simpsons’ Guest Appearances are Growing ### Adaptation of Gil Henriques’ Simpsons Plot, by Evangeline Reynolds ### 5/18/2018 --- I mean, my son a genius? To even the score, Bart ends up switching tests with Martin and, thanks to his answers, Bart's deemed a genius by … I’m not sure why we didn’t get scripts for all of the episodes, but I thought these were a fun addition nonetheless. Dr. Pryor: Uh-huh. Dr. Pryor: Mm-hmm. If any. Do you ever dream of leaving your class... to pursue your own intellectual development on an independent basis? Ms. Melon: So, "Y" equals "R" cubed over three. Your mother bought us tickets to a snooty movie... directed by some Swedish meatball. Here. Why don't you go build a rocket ship, brainiac? In an attempt to figure out a lengthy math word problem, Bart tries to quietly read the problem so he can solve it. No chewing gum on school grounds. Bart is fearing that he will fail an intelligence test, Bart switches exams with Martin Prince. I'll trade you 1,000 picoliters of my milk for 4 gills of yours. Don't forget about the film festival. He then checks each of their hands, but Bart is caught "red-handed". Later at home, a still green-stained Bart greets his parents and Homer offers to give Bart a turpentine bath to wash off the green. And now we can continue our debate from yesterday. This episode marked the first time that the opening sequence was used, which was different from the second season opening which would be later introduced in "Bart Gets an "F"". I'm Ms. Melon, your learning coordinator. Ethan's very good with palindromes. If you ask me, humankind has freedom... a freedom fraught with paradoxes. As he reaches for Bart’s rather extensive permanent record, and is about to suggest something along the lines of expulsion for Bart, his secretary buzzes in and says that Dr. J. Loren Pryor, the school counselor, is waiting to see him. There's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son. Subverted when Dr. Pryor explains that genius such as the one Bart allegedly has is genetic, but, considering how stupid Homer is, Pryor handwaves it as a total mystery. c.) "Moaning Lisa" script. Script error: No such module "Footnotes". Yeah, strike three! watch 01:20. James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Since its launch in January 1990 as a regularly scheduled series, this celebrated show has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. He says it's urgent. O Memsahib, Bart. "I will not waste chalk" Freud shows how childhood shapes our subconscious mind... but this helps us to think for ourselves. Dr. Pryor: Genius-level intelligence is usually the result of heredity and environment. Recounting memorable episodes from "Bart the Genius" to "Homer3," Singh brings alive intriguing and meaningful mathematical concepts--ranging from the mathematics of pi and the paradox of infinity to the origin of numbers and the most profound outstanding problems that … Bart eventually defines it as, “A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.” Marge adds minor detail to the definition of "Kwyjibo", with "and a short temper". Production Code As the children file into class, Martin encounters Bart in the classroom, explaining that he feels apologetic for Bart and merely was attempting to prevent the desecration of the school, but Bart rebuffs Martin by replying, "Eat my shorts." Because if you do, one day you may achieve something... that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations. Later during the opera, a bored and impatient Homer and Bart goof off and cut each other up, even though they are continually shushed by an upset Marge. He's not bothering me, Mrs. Krabappel. Remember to visualize the complex problems, and relax. Dr. Pryor walks in on the meeting, and surprises everyone when he tells them that Bart is a “gifted child,” and according to the aptitude test from earlier, Bart has an I.Q. Squashed Bart couch gag Directed By (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Well, it seems the smartest child in the class... is also the quietest. Right across the plate. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Why should I suffer? After school, Bart relaxes in his room, when Homer walks in to see about Bart’s first day at the new school. (runs into his room) Homer: YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER! ♪ Please use the cuspidor ♪ Later, as a sad Bart walks home from school, he passes by the playground of his old school, where Richard, Lewis, and Milhouse are shooting marbles. Ever feel a little frustrated? I wouldn't get too attached. It's 216. Before he leaves, Homer roughly grabs Bart and accuses him of cheating. And this is Cecile Shapiro. To celebrate your first day of genius school... what do you say we go out for a round off rosty chocolate milkshakes? Now let's all welcome the newest member... of our collective experience, Bart Simpson. Yeah, well, you know, kinda, um... but I was thinking I could go undercover. Tell me. Rabbi has memo. Special Guest Voices Show Runner So Homer gives Bart the tie he is wearing, and he gives Bart a little pep talk about his first day at the new school and shoves him in the classroom door. Bart: No way, man! Kwyjibo. Frosty Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today. Dr. Pryor: The child is not supposed to know his own IQ, of course... but, uh, you can see it's beyond the range of any doubt. The Simpsons weren’t The Flintstones . Ms. Melon: Don't you get it, Bart? These tests will have no effect on your grades. Oh, don't mind Sidney. Can it wait, son? Dr. Pryor: Although, in some cases, it's a total mystery. If you get bored, feel free to take out a book and start reading. But Bart claims that while he might not be a genius, he is not THAT dumb and claims to be insulted. Tell you what. At least that’s what Bart Simpson claimed in Episode 2 of Season 1 of The Simpsons, “Bart the Genius.” Now, this word has been nominated for addition to the official dictionary for the word game Scrabble, the game the Simpsons were playing in the episode. After breakfast, Homer takes Bart to the “Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children”. Let me feel the wind. Synopsis Bart swaps papers with class nerd Martin during an intelligence test at school. Rabbi has memo. "Bart the General" script. Bart: "Kwyjibo." What? you know, outline your project... what you hope to achieve, what you'll require to do it. Homer and Marge’s only roles are as “Bart’s parents” (as per your observation about the staging in Bart the Genius) and adult content is kept to a minimum (we have Martin quoting Hemingway saying “make love to a woman”, one “damn” from Otto and a possible innuendo in the “John Hancock’s writing his name in the snow” line). Bart, however, hates the game, so he ends it when he cheats and makes up an imaginary word, “Kwyjibo”. Well, I guess that would be a paradox too. Trabing norm doog. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. Bart cheats on an intelligence test by swapping papers with class nerd Martin Prince, and soon finds himself transferred to an elementary school for genius kids, who don't see Bart as one of them, while Homer thinks otherwise and bonds with him. Bart is promtly moved to a school for intelligent children, but does not fit in. The next day at the “gifted children” school, while performing a chemistry experiment, Bart accidentally causes an explosion, which results in green goo everywhere. When we left off, Calvin and Tanya were arguing... that free will is an illusion. Recap /. Uh-- A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin. Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious? (Instead of. He can't mean that. He's frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes... that are obviously childish forgeries when compared to--, Well, at any rate, it is my reluctant decision--. He's a good boy now, and he's getting better... and sometimes even the best sheep stray from the flock... and need to be hugged extra hard. Bart swaps IQ tests with Martin, and ends up the butt of everyone's jokes at a … Dr. Pryor: Tell me, Bart, are you ever bored in school? Derivative D-Y equals three R squared... D R over three, or R squared D R, or R D R R. Har-dee-har-har. Then Homer pounds on Bart’s door, and tries to coax him to come out (claiming he can't hug and kiss him). Proposal? Bart is moved to a school for gifted children after he switchesaptitude tests with another boy, who is assigned to vocational studiesin dishwashing. Bart swaps IQ tests with Martin, and ends up the butt of everyone's jokes at a school for gifted kids. Maybe so, but from now on... this dimwit is on easy street. ... Bart the General: Original Script ; Bart the Genius was the second episode of Season 1, which originally aired on January 14, 1990. (Ex: 1000 picoliters of milk for four gills worth. Skinner wants Bart retested, but when Dr. Pryor suggests moving Bart to a school for "gifted children", Skinner jumps on board with the idea, and Bart quickly agrees when he hears that the school doesn’t have much structure and that you get to make your own rules. Homer: I'm just saying why not have two geniuses in the family? The episode "Bart the Genius" was the first to feature the series' full title sequence. Um, look, Dad. An hour later, a number of passengers... equal to half the number of minutes past the hour get off... but three times as many plus six get on. You know... you misspelled "confession.". Oh, but, Bart, don't you remember the boredom... the ennui, the intellectual malaise? Once inside the class, Ms. Mellon, the teacher, introduces herself and the new classmates to Bart and shows him around the classroom. Dr. Pryor suggests that Bart’s history of bad behavior stems from a lack of interest in his school work, due to the fact that it is too easy for him. Oh, on the contrary. (locks his bedroom door) Homer: MARCH YOUR BUTT RIGHT OUT OF HERE, NOW! Uh-- A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin. I'll trade you the weight of a bowling ball... on the eighth moon of Jupiter from my lunch... for the weight of a feather on the second moon of Neptune from your lunch. You write up your proposal while I talk to Principal Skinner. I was merely tying to fend off the desecration of the school building. And this is Sidney Swift. Bart: Here we go. How about a tie, son? "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. This aptitude test we administered this morning... has revealed that the young Bart here is what we call a "gifted child.". Script synopsis: After a night spent playing scrabble ends with Bart securing victory by making up a word and winning we cut to Bart taking an intelligence test.He cheats on this, swapping his paper with Martin Prince - the class genius. Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater. When she instructs the class on taking the timed intelligence test, Martin raises his hand, and reminds her that Bart is supposed to face the window during any test so he can’t cheat. Class begins with a debate on the topic of free will and the paradoxes that it creates; Bart struggles to understand the discussion. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Script synopsis: After a night spent playing scrabble ends with Bart securing victory by making up a word and winning we cut to Bart taking an intelligence test.He cheats on this, swapping his paper with Martin Prince - the class genius. He's just speaking in backwards phonetics today. "The Simpsons" Bart the Genius (TV Episode 1990) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Bart is promtly moved to a school for intelligent children, but does not fit in. Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simpleminded grudge against me. Homer: BART! Simpson, you and I are going to have a little talk. Lisa has a much higher-pitched saxophone solo and a purple and blue saxophone. You can have mine. d.) All episodes are available in the English language or French with only spoken language, or subtitles as well. Chalkboard Gag After a chemistry experiment goes horribly wrong, he confesses to Dr. Pryor that he is not really a genius. Directed by David Silverman. Period. Marge and Maggie ride home in a red sedan. Edit. A school without walls... where you do as much or as little of the assignments as you feel you need to. Tell you what, Bart. However, Lisa is not fooled by Bart and knows that he is still just a dimwit. The next morning at the breakfast table, Marge and Homer hover around their new genius child and Homer tells Lisa to start eating what Bart eats for breakfast, so she can become a genius, too. David Silverman. Martin: Twice the fare from Tucson to Flagstaff... minus two-thirds of the fare from Albuquerque to El Paso. I'm outta here. Bart: Here we go. Written By This proves too much for Bart, who leaps to attack the kid. Bart ends up at a school for gifted children after cheating on an IQ test. It also has the very first couch gag as well. The preferred spelling of "wiener" is w-I-e-n-e-r... although "e-I" is an acceptable ethnic variant. You're outta there! Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater. It got a 7.8 for the good plot, but bad execution as the jokes aren't that good besides a few. It was written by Jon Vitti. Plus a sound selection of 5.1 Surround, or Dolby Surround. And this is Sidney Swift. Groening, who had not paid much attention to television since his own childhood, was unaware that title sequences of such length were uncommon by that time. When Dr. Pryor wants to know why, Bart makes up an excuse and tells Dr. Pryor he would like to go undercover and study regular kids and their school environment, “to see what makes ‘em tick.” Dr. Pryor agrees and tells Bart to write up a proposal to present to Principal Skinner while he goes to talk to him. 7G02 When Dr. Pryor comes back in the office and reads Bart’s confession, he suddenly realizes that Bart misspelled "confession". Mrs. Krabappel sends Martin outside to read a book, during the remainder of the testing period. It also marks the first use of Bart's catchphrase "Eat My Shorts!" The background that is used when Bart is skating out of school is crudely drawn. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? Product Description. The concept for the episode developed from writer Jon Vitticoming up with a long list of bad things Bart would do for attention imagining the potential consequences. Is the class moving too slowly for you? Without law and order, man has no freedom. "Bart the Genius" is the second episode of The Simpsons' first season. The package includes text for “Bart the Genius”, “Bart the General” and “Moaning Lisa”. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards. Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, congratulations once again. Principal Skinner: I think we should retest him. How does it happen? It was also the first ever episode to use the signature title sequence, as well as the first regular episode. Bart: Ahhhhhhh! It's eight cars long and always carries the same number of passengers in each car. You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. The Simpsons logo is in a darker blue sky with a few clouds. Homer: Doc, this is all too much. Show up around nine-ish. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Oh, wait. Well, then, what can we do to make you happy? We're all set. Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, this is our district psychiatrist, Dr. J.Loren Pryor. After a chemistry experiment goes horribly wrong, he confesses to Dr. Pryor that he is not really a genius. I think we're all in a mood to celebrate. Cut to later at dinner: as a depressed Bart eats, Marge reminds everyone that they can’t be late for the film festival that she bought tickets for, as another way to nurture Bart’s brain. Bart threatens the boy, but Lisa warns Bart that the kid is a friend of Nelson Muntz. 2 He then forces him to define "Kwyjibo". Let me say right at the start that we have one rule here: Make your own rules. Well, I bet it's nothing a little turpentine won't take off. of 216. Bart the General Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by David Silverman. A dejected Bart walks away from the lunch table as the other kids laugh at him. "Bart the Genius" script. Original Airdate Mrs. Krabappel, isn't Bart supposed to face the window... so he won't be tempted to look at his neighbor's paper? Later at lunch, Bart’s classmates realize that Bart isn’t really that smart when he accepts their ridiculously uneven trade offers. Bart the Genius Written by John Vitti Directed by David Silverman. You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? Bart the Genius (7G02) - School days are here for The Simpsons. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities... for your big aptitude test tomorrow. Here's a good one." This idea was based on an incident from Vitti's childhood when a number of his classmates did not take an intelligence test seriously and suffered poor academic treatment because of it. I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors... before he invented the lightbulb. Homer: Nonsense, Marge. By itself, something like this might not call for an extreme penalty... but this is not an isolated incident. Bart, we'd like you to try a kind of school... that doesn't rely on grades and rules and bells and buzzers. Bart, there are students in this class with a chance to do well. Later, after school, Marge and Homer are called to Principal Skinner’s office for a meeting about Bart’s behavior at school. January 14, 1990 Bart struggles to write a proposal and instead changes his mind and writes his confession. Milhouse, one of Bart's friends, sees Martin informing Skinner and warns Bart. Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children, ll go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_the_Genius?oldid=934869. The Simpson family is playing Scrabble in the living room in an effort to build Bart’s vocabulary for his aptitude test the next day at school. O Memsahib, Bart. We estimate the damage at $75, and frankly... we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill. Bart the Genius Mrs. Krabappel hands out aptitude tests to everyone. Marge: Bart, stop fooling around. Let me show you how to put on a tie. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. I'm outta here. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Uh, Bart, would you wager your cupcake against my--. When Bart greets them and tries to talk to them, they treat him like a nerd, call him names and tell him to get lost. Homer, stop encouraging him. The Simpsons 7G02 - Bart the Genius Episode Script. Bart: No way a bull's gonna miss a target that big, man. Everything is back to normal in the Simpson home as Homer gets mad and pounds on Bart's door. The only idea that developed into an interesting episode concept was Bart's cheating on an IQ test. Kwyjibo on the loose.". Hamster Number Two is the control hamster. The 13 episodes on The Simpsons - The Complete First Season are: "Some Enchanted Evening," "Bart the Genius," "Homer s Odyssey," "There s No Disgrace Like Home," "Bart the General," "Moaning Lisa," "The Telltale Head," "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire," "Call of the Simpsons," "Homer s Night Out," "Life in the Fast Lane," "Krusty Gets Busted," and "The Crepes of Wrath." Jon Vitti Get dressed. You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards. Bart the Genius. I have some very exciting news for all of us. This causes Homer to become instantly angered and chases Bart out of the room, as Bart replies, "Uh-oh. This was no mere cartoon. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons, Homer: Hmm. So, what was it you wanted to tell me, son? Hamster Number One has been infected with a staphylococci virus. Ethan's very good with palindromes. Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up. Bart the Genius was the second episode of Season 1, which originally aired on January 14, 1990. We used it last week as a prop in a film we made about illiteracy. Marge: Nurturing your brilliant brain... so I got tickets to the opera tonight. Well, it's really pretty top secret, ma'am. You know, to study them and all the stuff they do with each other. Principal Skinner: I caught your son defacing school property this morning. We could look this "id" thing up in the dictionary. I don't care what that stupid test says, Bart. Just then Marge walks by, and tells Homer and Bart that she bought tickets to the opera in an effort to try to help nurture Bart’s brain. "Bart the Genius" is the second episode of The Simpsons television series. The Simpsons 7G02 - Bart the Genius Episode Script. The Simpsons S1 E2 "Bart the Genius". test, Homer insists on going outside to play catch. I think. Ms. Melon: Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? Dr. Pryor: Uh, no, you have it upside down. Game's over. Do.". Yeah, Bart. The hook goes over the top and these things go in there. It was the first episode written by Jon Vitti.It is the show's first normal episode as well as the first to use the signature title sequence, though this version is much different from the one used from the second season to the twentieth season. "I cheated on my intelligence test. Back at home, he tells Homer the truth, but points out that it has brought them closer together. Bart: "At 7:30 a.m., an express train traveling 60 miles an hour... leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away. And this is Cecile Shapiro. class: center, middle, inverse, title-slide # Simpsons’ Guest Appearances are Growing ### Adaptation of Gil Henriques’ Simpsons Plot, by Evangeline Reynolds ### 5/18/2018 --- The boy pretends to hand over the box, but drops it and stomps on it. Excellent. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 14, 1990. Storyline. It's like you're reading my mind, man. We've got a stowaway, sir. F.D. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Bart: "Kwyjibo." The visualization turns into a daydream and when Bart finally comes back to reality, Martin announces that he has finished his test already. Homer: Don't worry, son. I'm finished. Watch The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 "Some Enchanted Evening" code U.S. viewers (millions) 1: 1 "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" David Silverman: Mimi Pond: December 17, 1989 Principal Skinner... one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. ", Bart: "At the same time, a local train traveling 30 miles an hour... and carrying 40 passengers leaves Phoenix bound for Santa Fe. Main character(s) Don't worry, Home boy. Now, Bart, we want to emphasize that nobody's angry about this. He said, "Good morning, Bart." The next day before class, in the schoolyard, Bart is spray-painting graffiti that defames Principal Skinner on the school building. Instead of resting on their laurels, they took the show to comedic genius and became so much more than the show viewers were treated to in the early seasons. You see, when a child with Bart's intellect... is forced to slow down to the pace of a normal person... he's probably going to lash out in ways like these. ** In the original script, ... * WriteWhatYouKnow: The idea of Bart cheating on an IQ test was based on an incident from Jon Vitti's childhood when a number of his classmates did not take an intelligence test seriously and suffered poor academic treatment because of it. Skinner informs Marge and Homer about Bart’s graffiti from earlier that morning. Homer: Lisa, maybe you should try some of this. Hurry up. Mrs. Krabappel reminds him for visualization instead. However, Homer is still mad and chases Bart through the house. Bart: I can try! But l just want to say... that the past few weeks have been great. Hey, Lis, keep an eye out for the guy with the peanuts. Dr. Pryor hands Bart some paperwork for the “gifted children” school, and he, Homer and Marge leave the meeting stunned. "Id: Along with the ego and the superego... one of three components of the psyche.". a.) Bart then quickly fills out random answers on his own test and then writes Martin’s name at the top and turns it in. They discuss the reasoning behind his recent failings at the new school, and Dr. Pyror thinks that once again Bart isn’t being challenged enough, while Bart suggests that he just go back to Springfield Elementary. Back at home, he tells Homer the truth, but points out that it has brought them closer together. Because Bart was already obviously unintelligent, Vitti reversed … Train conductor: Come with me, boy. (This was later replaced with the whip across the Springfield citizens.) When the school psychologist compiles the test results, he believes the switch and refers Bart to the Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. It was written by Jon Vitti. Homer: Bart, your mother's only tying to help, so go ahead and enjoy the show. In addition to the six commentaries heard on DVD One, we also find scripts for a few episodes. A scuffle ensues (with the other kids cheering), and a hand reaches in and grabs Bart. At the second stop, half the passengers plus two get off... but twice as many get on as got on at the first stop.". Trabing norm doog. Kwyjibo. You've helped me out with things... and we're closer than we've ever been. Principal Skinner is watching the kids on the playground. He's just speaking in backwards phonetics today. Principal Skinner: Good point. I got something to tell you. 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